18 Rabi us Sani 1425 A list of things that I ne…

18 Rabi us Sani 1425

A list of things that I need to learn.

1 – When outside your brain do not hit on every male human in his 20s.

2 – When you are trying to buy perfume tell yourself that you are not a girl.

3 – While swimming do not stare at men or you can choke horribly like you did today.

4 – Noone wearn white jeans any more.

5 – Do not be seen by other humans while you are shirtless.

6 – Do not put food right in your mouth before checking temprature or you will have a three day burn like right now.

7 – Do not post on your blog while you are too excited or too goofy or you will end up with posts like the present one.

What the hell is wrong with me !!!!!

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