Archive for November 6, 2004

Saturday — 22 Ramazan 1425 — 15 Kartika 1926 — …

Saturday — 22 Ramazan 1425 — 15 Kartika 1926 — 06 November 2004

So, it’s a normal day at the office. I am working. I am going to my bosses office every half hour. He is telling me that there are at least as many mistakes as sentences in what I have written. It is all going very well. Better than my three-mistakes-per-sentence days.

Then we have tea. We are all drinking tea and having fun. Suddenly another guy from a different department pops into our office and casts a spell on my boss. I can see that my boss has lost all control over his senses and is in the guy’s control.

Then, under that influence he ends up saying that the-guy-from-the-other-department is the best writer he has ever seen. At this I rise up and declare “Die! Infidel Scum!” and chop his head off with my sword.

Actually, that is what I would have wanted that to be. In reality I just sat there with a completely artificial smile while desiring to spill the tea on that guys lap and kick his ass all the way out of the office.

That did not happen. Instead, I just poked two red hot pokers into my brain through my nose and died a horrible horrible death.

I just saw the movie Shrek II. I have to say that…

I just saw the movie Shrek II. I have to say that it is a must see for audiences of all ages and genders. Oh, sorry. This does not include religious extremists like Republicans and the Taliban. Purely based on the lack of horrible cruel jokes about liberals and normal humans who want to live their lives without being beaten with sticks and crosses to be chastised.

Movie Score : 98 out of 100.