Wednesday — 25 Shawwal 1425 — 17 Agrahayana 1926 — 08 December 2004
I am sure you all have had strange friends in your life. I am sure you have some currently as well. Well, so do I. But I think that some of mine beat everyone elses at the things they do.
Here is an example.
It was late last night. I was about to go to sleep. One of my friends called me. Albeit at an unacceptale time, but I will overlook that. He then tells me that he really needs help and that I can not refuse him because he is in trouble. I start to get on some rough clothing and try to go towards my car keys because by this time I am sure I will need to go to him because he seemed very very distressed.
Then he tells me that he needs to hit on a girl. He tells me what she likes. Then he tells me to come up with a good line.
Yes, you are right, you have read right and your eyes are still working. He actually called me for that.
I told him a very very strange line and I hung up.
After that line I knew he was not going to get that girl. Sorry dude but my revenge is fast and destructive. I am a bad bad evil dirty nasty man.
He called me again in the morning and thanked me for getting him hooked up.
Am I too gay to even make a line that would end a hetrosexual relationship rather than start one.