Thursday — 16 Zilhaj 1425 — 07 Magha 1926 — 27 …

Thursday — 16 Zilhaj 1425 — 07 Magha 1926 — 27 January 2005

Let me share with you an epitome of my psychosis – abnormal bathroom mirror conversation number 5 of 2005.

After getting ready in the morning I looking like a model who is also a male stud. I was standing infront of the mirror admiring the beauty that I saw.

And then this happened.

Jalal – Dude, you are HOT!

Me – I beg your pardon!

Jalal – Dude, you are HOT!

Me – Man, you are one disgusting pig. Piglet. Piglet!

Jalal – You never did pay attention to me did you?

Me – We are not going to have this converstion Jalal.

Jalal – Why not? Why do you always push me away?

Me – Oh my God. Now listen, you one alternate personality freak show, I am not attracted to you. Get over it and leave me alone.

Jalal – See, this is typical of you, you always want to run away from me. I know this because I know that you try to run away from mr since you cannot keep your hands off of me.

Me – Oh my God. Grow the hell up and stop acting like a jerk. Lets do one thing, I will take you out so you can cruise guys.

Jalal – I do not want other men, I want you.

Me – Go to hell.

Jalal – I will not leave you.

Me – (This is the point where I fog the mirror and run away from Jalal.)

Jalal – Come back … come back … c o m ….

Me – Hahhahahahah ! Beat that freak again.

The scariest thing is that they are both me.

I need to go see a psychiatrist.

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