Archive for January, 2005

Saturday — 11 Zilhaj 1425 — 02 Magha 1926 — 21 …

Saturday — 11 Zilhaj 1425 — 02 Magha 1926 — 21 January 2005

Today AI called me. He is a perfect friend of mine. And I love him. I would walk tens of miles just to be with him for ten minutes. He is a very very dear friend of mine and a perfect human being.

Today he called me and said that since I had such good news how didnt I get a heart attack.

Why does he want me to die? Why does he hate me so much?

Friday — 10 Zilhaj 1425 — 01 Magha 1926 — 20 Ja…

Friday — 10 Zilhaj 1425 — 01 Magha 1926 — 20 January 2005

Todays tally of slaughters seen,

Goat – 7

Sheep – 1

According to my estimates today and tomorrow about…

According to my estimates today and tomorrow about 0.5 – 1 million goats, sheep, bulls, buffaloes and camels will be slaughtered in Karachi.

So, today when I went out to meet everyone I know on the occasion of Eid the streets of the city were strewn with dead animal parts splasing in blood.

There were about four bulls slaughtered in our street and there are major puddles of blood in the road. Due to the strong sun today there is a strange heavy odour hanging in the city.

So, the blood and guts of hunders of thousands of sacrificial animals is lying in the city creating horrible odours.

EID MUBARAK EVERYONE!

EID MUBARAK !!! عید مبارک Eid Mubarak to all…

EID MUBARAK !!!

عید مبارک

Eid Mubarak to all of you. Have a lot of fun slughtering goats, sheep, cows and camels. Because I will be having mine.

Have a lot of fun eating your body weight in meat. Have a lot of fun on eid.

Eid Mubarak everyone.

Thursday — 09 Zilhaj 1425 — 30 Pausa 1926 — 20 …

Thursday — 09 Zilhaj 1425 — 30 Pausa 1926 — 20 January 2005

OH MY GOD!

I was REALLY checking out a guy. And then I was REALLY checking out his behind. And then I saw that my father saw the whole thing.

I am SO creeped out. I am afraid the whole gay talk between me and my father is coming up. Damnit!

Wednesday — 08 Zilhaj 1425 — 29 Pausa 1926 — 1…

Wednesday — 08 Zilhaj 1425 — 29 Pausa 1926 — 19 January 2005

I know.

I know everything.

And, no, it was not the sms fiaso. I have knows for quite some time to come.

Tuesday — 07 Zilhaj 1425 — 28 Pausa 1926 — 18 J…

Tuesday — 07 Zilhaj 1425 — 28 Pausa 1926 — 18 January 2005

I just received two excellent pieces of news in the last one day. I am sorry but they are too personal to share with you. Just know that I have received very positive news regarding things that I have been thinking about for the last three years.

After hearing the news I got so excited that I tried to speak and I kept babbling for at least fifteen minutes. I was talking so fast that even I did not know what I was saying. And when I realized that I can not understand myself I realized that I had no idea what I was thinking. At that moment I told myself to calm down. Then I went to the bathroom since such excessive excitement made me loose control over my body.

Congratulate me.

Sunday — 05 Zilhaj 1425 — 26 Pausa 1926 — 16 Ja…

Sunday — 05 Zilhaj 1425 — 26 Pausa 1926 — 16 January 2005

I am very highly energized after another wonderful weekend with friends. It all started at 1400 Saturday when I went to my friend’s house. Who by the was not there and I had to sit on his door, literally, and wait for him to come home after a total of 22 minutes and 18 seconds, by the clock. He gave the worst excuse, bad traffic, bah humbug! Of course we both knew he was lying so we just to pick up another friend, and then another, and then another, and then I, being the fattest and another guy, being the smallest, took the seat besides the driver with an assortment of four guys in the back. The car was very very full.

Then we decided to crash at our usual hosts house. Needless to say seven men consume a lot of drinks and edibles. Very soon his house was stirpped bare of any edibles and drinks. We, of course, decided to question his hospitality. He took exception to that and immediate went out. Before we could have felt at our porcine behavious he returned with kilos of edibles. Needless to say we did not feel sorry nor he hurt. Everyone was so happy.Then, after talking and feeding for hours we decided to put on Alexander. A huge mass of mattresses was made as a huge bed for everyone to fit on and watch the movie. Lying, sitting and dozing off in seven different positions we watched the movie. During the course of the movie were long discussions. They basically revolved around the immoral and unethical behaviour of the writer and the producer of the movie who could lie so blatantly and still not include an apology letter in the ending of the movie.

During the course of the after movie discussion we all went to sleep one by one. All sleeping in one big mass of people on one big mass of bedding. In the middle of the night we all struggled for the scare blankets. I eventually managed to pull and tug until I was all warm. But I had to pay a price. Since I was at the end I was kicked by my arch enemy the blanketless guy into a very cramped sliver of the bed. But then I remembered that I am gay and that guy is hot so we shared the blanket and the cramped space. Now, that is all the sex that I have ever had.

In the morning after I ate about five eggs we got to talking. We realized that we had done all the things that real men do. We ate lots of meat. We watched braindead movies with senseless violence. We takling till we were all hoarse. We all drank to the full and then passed out in a pile wherever we could fit. We called women manipulative witches who destroy the freedom and purity of men.

It was a very many weekend.

My crush of the week is Pakistani model Abdullah. …

My crush of the week is Pakistani model Abdullah. He was on the Images suppliment of DAWN. Starting a day by staring at that face and hiding your lusting gaze onto the newspapers from six stright homophobic men was an exceptionall arousing experience.

Friday — 03 Zilhaj 1425 — 24 Pausa 1926 — 14 Ja…

Friday — 03 Zilhaj 1425 — 24 Pausa 1926 — 14 January 2005

After seeing the Gay-o-Meter over at Bruce’s I decided to give it a try.

I was told that I am 33% gay. The only reason that I will let such a serious slight go by is because the damned thing does not have a brain. But, otherwise, I am as upset as any gay human being would be at being called straight. I emailed the webmaster and told him a large number of my sexual fantasies and then asked him if he thinks that people with such thoughts are stright and if he does then he can smack my behind and call me Judy.

This reminds me of another website which specialized in telling the gender of the write. I was told that I am a female. Again, another angry email to the webmaster; overeating of chocolate and ice creme; hatred of online polls and websites of this character and a severe head ache healed by a sponge bath.

Even earlier on there was another website that decided on good and evil. They had the audacity to call me good. When anyone who has known me at all knows that I am a vile, evil, manipulative extortionist.

What is wrong with incorrect online personality judgement websites? I guess we might never get the answer to that.