Friday — 15 Muharram 1426 — 06 Phalguna 1926 — 25 February 2005
Today I will present you guys with a list of things I did today but I hope not to do in the next year or so, and even then only so I can blog about it.
1 – Do not go late on the day when Psychotic-Dont-Get-Late-Boss-Above-Boss-Guy comes to work in our department.
2 – Do not smoke two cigarettes back to back and then get so light headed that I fall down in the middle of the office and my colleagues have to pick me up.
3 – Do not take Coffee black no sugar if you are going to feel so disgusted that you throw up in the corner of the hall.
4 – Do not get so frazzled that you try to run to get someone to clean it up, slip on the stuff that you just ejected and nearly missed it.
5 – Do not forget your tie and cufflinks when Psychotic-Dont-Get-Late-Boss-Above-Boss-Guy comes to work in our department.