Friday — 28 Safar 1426 — 18 Caitra 1927 — 08 April 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen, take out your Latin Dictionaries. In case you do not have one. Borrow one. In case that is not possible. http://www.google.com.pk .
If it is not there already, put your mind in the gutter. Understand that it is me, the deprived soul that you are listening to. And hear my declaration.
I, Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan, do solemnly declare, in my full senses, in complete control, and not under the influence of any intoxicant.