Wednesday — 16 Rabi us Sani 1426 — 04 Jyaistha 1927 — 25 May 2005
Contrary to certain scandalous rumours and evil lies being propagated into the world community through my blog I am not a fat disgustingly wrinkly old woman with a bloated body having an unnatural desire to drink Pakola and other disgustingly coloured liquids.
I deny the accusation completely and I also deny the mere idea that I might be a woman desperate for love and affection trying to woo men into my web through the means of this blog.
I declare that all such ideas are completely unbelievable and full of rubbish. I also declare that, if not worse, this is all a massive Zionist conspiracy against me and my pure virtuous soul!