Completely opposed to the evil rumours being spread by some people I know I am not completely sex deprived.
I am also sleep deprived, money deprived, and intellection stimulation deprived. If there was a city called Deprived, I would be one of the lesser gentry living on the major throughfare with a huge window overlooking the road. And of course, I would enjoy evening tea while watching the world go by. And ogling travellers while I ate overly marmaladed pieces of bread.
Innuendo you say! I scream back at you!!!
Insanity you say! I scream back at you!!!
And with this sudden psychotic outburst I shall bid my leave.