If you tickle me do I not laugh? If you burn me do I not singe?
If you kick me do I not call you names behind your back and try to hurt you in inconspicuous ways?
If you prick me do I not think about poking large red hot iron rods through your eye sockets?
Too much Shakespearean dialogue destruction for one post.
And in other news, I have actually started to become dull. I dont make good jokes. Or get naked on the table to entertain my friends.
I need to start drinking before parties!