Tuesday – 28 Shawwal 1427 – 30 Kartika 1928 – 21 November 2006

If you tickle me do I not laugh? If you burn me do I not singe?

If you kick me do I not call you names behind your back and try to hurt you in inconspicuous ways?

If you prick me do I not think about poking large red hot iron rods through your eye sockets?

Too much Shakespearean dialogue destruction for one post.

And in other news, I have actually started to become dull. I dont make good jokes. Or get naked on the table to entertain my friends.

I need to start drinking before parties!

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