Archive for November 24, 2006

Friday – 02 Ziqaad 1427 – 03 Agrahayana 1928 – 24 November 2006

Strangely Sexy Male Attendant Giving Out Stored Effects (SSMAGOSE) – Danger Power’s personal effects.
Austin Powers (AP) – Actually my name is Austin Powers.
SSMAGOSE – Says here your name Danger Powers.
AP – No no no no no. Danger is my middle name.
SSMAGOSE – Ok, Austin Danger Powers, one blue crushed velvet suit.
AP – Oh, yes. All right.
SSMAGOSE – One frilly lace Cravatte.
AP – There it is!
SSMAGOSE – One silver medallion with ‘male’ symbol. One pair of Italian boots.
AP – Bonjourno boys.
SSMAGOSE – One vinyl record album. Burt Bacharach plays his hits.
AP – Oh yes
SSMAGOSE – One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
AP – That’s not mine.
SSMAGOSE – One credit card receipt for Swedish made Penis enlarger; signed by Austin Powers.
AP – I’m telling you baybee, thats not mine.
SSMAGOSE – One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by, Austin Powers.
AP – I dont even know what this is, this sort of thing aint my bag baybee.
SSMAGOSE – One book, ‘Swedish-made penis enlarger pumps and me: (This sort of thing is my bad, Baby)” by Austin Powers.
AP – Ah!
SSMAGOSE – Just sign the form.
AP – Ok, ok, ill sign it, just to get things moving, you know.

Ohk, so, is it more geeky that I know this exists, or that I actually remembered these lines.

Oh behave!

Good God!