All Nighter

Sunday – 20 Rajab 1428 – 14 Sravana 1929 – 05 August 2007 

So, I have just come out of an action packed, meat eating, coffee drinking, girl watching, mad driving, cheap song video watching, tea gulping wild and absolutely insane all nighter.

After not finding a place in Ciao for an inordinately long period of time, going to Costa and wanting to kill ourselves we decided to rent a DVD titled ‘Bollywood Masala* Mix’.  Why a group of seven guys would want to rent what can only be termed soft porn and watch it all night long is beyond me. My idea was to watch a movie. Any who, it was an interesting night. And as per the declarations of one of my friends, I do not like Bipasha Basu. I think she is a skank biyatch.

Masala = Spice. And the usage of the word here means it is a cheap fucking collection.

PS – And, in case I did not mention this. One floor of my office has a gleaming new tiled floor. Made only to ensure that people slip on it and die so junior staff can be promoted faster and the level of job satisfaction of all employees goes up and we love our company. And I, being a moron, went there with my exceptionally slippery shoes. I promise, as God in heaven is my witness, I was walking like a chicken to ensure I did not slip. And there are fifty people working on that floor. I hope noone saw me walk for fifteen minutes.

Aaaaa rrrrrr ggggg hhhhhh! Why must I be different and not conform to society!

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10 Comments»

  suganspice wrote @

lol @ skanky Biyatch…that made me laff

  Raheel wrote @

lol this was so funny.. btw it is good to be different. Society itself has so shitty stereotypes that I would vomit anyday I conform to it.

  pakipoptart wrote @

Hey check out my blog if you like…www.pakipoptart.blogspot.com

  Joe wrote @

Justify your complaints against Bipasha! I think she’s gorgeous.

  PsycheD wrote @

following the comment u left on mine….i come here and i end up reading post after post after post – as is always the case whenever i do my very rare visits…….wish i cud comment on all the delectable posts – but for now…….im like…whaaa???? u getting married????????????? dude! seriously???????????? will def come back for updates on this front!
cheers!

  unaiza nasim wrote @

aah, that reminds me of my single life!
life is better now but whenever i raed such stuff, reminds me off those beautiful days

  navcity wrote @

Nice blog. I was amused!

  UTP wrote @

agreed on the BIPASHA fact…spread the word…some people actually like her…

  jalaluddin wrote @

Oh Good God No! I think she is amazingly beautiful as well.

The sentence pertaining to Ms Basu was my way of showing respect and adoration!

  navcity wrote @

Ms Basu has nice cheekbones but I’m partial to honey hued arabian females with the eyes of a gazelle ;-)


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