Archive for stupidity

Defence Day

Saturday – 08 Rajab 1424 – 15 Bhadra 1925 – 06 September 2003 

the 6th of september was the day in 1965 that india and pakistan went to war. india crossed over the international border between pakistan and india at about 5 am on the night of 6th september and invaded pakistan. pakistan resisted the attack. well the war dragged on for some time. both sides declared a victory and got extrememly excited after the war was over. they still talk about how they whooped each other asses.

well to india. fuck you. you didnt get anything. you didnt get kashmir. you didnt get any of your objectives. how the hell can you call that a victory. if you dont get your fucking objectives you cant say you have won.

well to pakistan. fuck you. you didnt capture any indian territory of importance. you didnt get kashmir. you didnt manage to stop india. if you cant fucking get your objectives you cant say you have won.

to india and pakistan. FUCK YOU! you fucking morons. the people in your countries were in abject poverty during that time. things were worst then than they are now. HOW DARE YOU GO TO WAR !!! nations where people dont get their rights. where people have to sleep hungry and drink unclean water. where the basic necessities of life as defined at that time werent available. HOW DARE YOU GO TO WAR !!! SICK SICK SICK AND PERVERTED !!! damned idiotic politicians and military men. DAMN YOU !!!

the only thing that we hear about is how many planes were downed. who destroyed whos how many ships. etc etc etc. well noone ever talks about how many people died. indian and pakistani ? dont we fucking count. is this only a game for the fucked up hindu and muslim military personnel to butcher each other and us in the process ? is this how it happens.

why dont we count ? the citizens and the civilians. we do not want war. we want peace. we want to lead normal lives where there isnt a power cut or load shedding for abotu two hours a day. i want the roads to be built which are currently HORRIBLE in karachi. that is what i want. i dont want pakistan or india to fight wars and kill me. i want them to give me a life which i can lead as a human not an animal like we 1.3 billion humans do right now.

to india and pakistan and their desire to kill and maim us only so that they can hide their own political inadequecies. FUCK YOU ! give me clean water. give me continuous electricity. give me a job. give me a working civic system. give me a proper education. give me a clean environment. if you cant do that … which you havent been able to till now. FUCK YOU !

FUCK Government of Republic of India and Government of Islamic Republic of Pakistan

LONG LIVE PAKISTAN AND INDIA AND THEIR PEOPLE

it is about time the guns went down. and the elements of peace security and prosperity took over.

Long live the people of India Pakistan and Bangladesh.

Pakistan Paindabad … Jai Hind

South Asia Zindabad.

Rickshaw rolling down a bridge

Tuesday – 20 Jamadi us Sani 1424 – 28 Sravana 1925 – 19 August 2003 

today i am at my cousins. he just gave his exam so i came over because he would be alone otherwise. well he is a very nice guy. the kindof person that you can spend time with without getting bored to death and you will not want to leave his company.

that said i will proceed. the thing is i am a person who likes to joke a lot. well at times i forget that you are not supposed to go crazy with someone you just met. well i was on the bus. the conductor said something which i thought was something else. i joked about something. he got serious and said something. i again took it as something else. well lets just say he told me i was an idiot. not very nice when 15 people are hearing you being called that in a bus.

mental note to self : never joke with someone you have met the first time. and if you do, make fun of yourself, NOT his education.

also when you are at the top of a bridge. and the rickshaw stops and you and the driver get out. HOLD IT !!! maybe the driver thinks you will hold it and that is why he just left it. and when the thing starts hurtling down. you will have to run like a fucking horse on fire to catch it. which i did. and when you get to it. it will have a HUGE impetus. believe me. so stop it when it is easier.

mental note to self : contain the situation when you can. do not let it hurtle out of control.

well thank god i had a nice post today. i will see you later. bye yall. have fun at least someone should.

oh and yes another thing. my cousins friends came over. one of them made a point at me. he was known as the kindof person who is good at such things. well lets just say that after half an hour the other 4 people were falling out of their chairs while i made that guy look like a complete idiot.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! the wonders of being a bitch and feeling good about it as well.

Exercise

Saturday – 17 Jamadi us Sani 1424 – 25 Sravana 1925 – 16 August 2003

hmmm. well things have been going pretty smooth. except my internet connection. people, please dont scoff at me. i am aware of your predicament. i pass through it every night for an hour or two. it is horrible.

well one thing. the basic rule of having a cyber. never do it with someone when there is a lag longer than 20 seconds. and definitely not when the lag is 49 seconds.

except for that another thing i learnt today. when you try to push things that are too heavy you can hurt yourself. although i didnt do it. someone else did. but i learnt a lesson which is the point basically.

also i finally managed to work out. after no workouts for the last 5 years my body was in the perfect natural condition. prime in its natural beauty and width. so after just 4 push ups my body died. i saw my soul go upto the heaven. it was kicked back by the angels who were afraid it was so big that the heavens might fall down. so now i have to loose weight. not only to attract guys. but also to go to heaven. damn it. well the work outs went well. for those of you who know me this is a big thing. i have crossed over.

oh yes and also. when there is no electricity and you are playing with a candle. make sure you sit in such a way that it doesnt burn your hair ;) aslo make sure it doesnt drop melted wax on your fingers.

cheerio.

Overtures

Saturday – 10 Jamadi us Sani 1424 – 18 Sravana 1925 – 09 August 2003   

ok here is the normal post. without an abnormally high level of excitement or patriotic hoopla.

since i have nothing interesting to tell. except that i wore starched kurta pajama today. bright white. looked wonderful. then something went wrong with the car. i had to get it fixed. i has to sit for two hours besides the car while it was being fixed in that dress. to people who are not from my country. it was like wearing an ancient egyptian army uniform to college as a matter of routine. i had to try and hide. but the clothes were SO white they shone like the sun.

why am i such a moronic buffoon.

also since i dont have anything interesting to post i think i will tell you one of my college stories.

i think one guy may have tried to offer to have sex with me once. i am not sure coz he didnt say that openly. it was late at night. i was at a friends. and this other guy comes in. he was slightly strange. but i liked him sexually. we talked for a while. then he asked me over to his place to check his computer out. there was somethign wrong with it.

so i went with him. alone. at night. with a man that i lust for. wishing to myself that he rips my clothes off and takes me.

but we talked about stuff. then we started talking about porn. str8 porn. i was notorious for being a porn junkie. which i was. so we talk and talk. i got hard. but i noticed that since he opened his mouth i am not interested in him any more. he was an idiot. and we were talking about porn. i was still hard. then he shocked the living daylight out of me. he told me “i sometimes even like to watch gay porn”. i was shocked. i finished the conversation hastily. and ran like the wind.

i cannot lose my virginity to someone with an IQ less than 12.3. i hope he was trying to hit on me. coz that would be my first proposal to sex. albeit for a buffoon.

and then i wonder why i am a virgin. GOD!

Morons

Friday – 24 Jamadi ul Awwal 1424 – 03 Sravana 1925 – 25 July 2003 

first of all i am laughing right now. at my own naivity. when i actually managed to write “so i have managed to write the most psychologically insane post ever in the history of blogging.” so now goes the even insaner(if there is such a word) post.

i have asked the permission of the guy. also try to read it through every line has its own beauty.

msn messenger. immedately after my previous post.

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:i see your journal

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ya

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:and from that i added u

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:ohk …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:what did you search for ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:i saw ur atricle

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:oh …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:which one ?

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:aool.blogspot.com ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ok

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ya

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:who u wrote that

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:yep … that is my work

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:do u have gaystories

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:reall

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:have you even left a comment ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:thats great

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:i dont do that …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:for that you should find the proper sites

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:no but u write little roodly

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:likewht

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:?

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:example … what was i rude about ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:listen

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:can u put my article

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:on ur site

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:yar …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:it is a blog

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:it is not a magazine …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:hey you know what …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:you should make your own blog

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:can u put mines in ur blog

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:well

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:why

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:a blog is like a diary …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:do people put other peoples things in their diry ..

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no …

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:aacha u will but ur lover article in ur blog

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:?

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:what ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:aacha u will but ur lover article in ur blog

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:yar i am sorry i cannot understand what you are trying to say ….

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:oh are you talking about me mentioning you ???

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:no

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:i mean if ur lover say u to put his article in ur blog will u

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:i will make him get his own blog …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:but then again maybe i will …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:but 99 % i will make him his own blog

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says: then why not my

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:make one for me

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:because you are not my lover ….

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:DUH!

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:ok one thing ..

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:wht

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:you want me to mention you in my blog ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ya

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:sure with my email

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:ahahhaha ok … i will do that …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:wait ill add a post right now …

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ok

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:thanks

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no problem

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:another thing …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:yar you can give comments to my posts … and add your email and website to it as well …

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:yamohsin

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:ok

ok. i know i am being a bitch posting this. shows a complete lack to etiquette. but i do not think such things happen often. so i am sharing it with you.

and yes. his email address is mohsin807@hotmail.com. please do not harass him.

i am sure he must be one of those who searched for karachi gay sex on google and got my site somewhere in there. since a lot of porn has been banned in pakistan last month. maybe mine is the first site that opens. i actually get about 2 hits a day from such searches. go figure.