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Saturday – 10 Jamadi us Sani 1424 – 18 Sravana 1925 – 09 August 2003   

ok here is the normal post. without an abnormally high level of excitement or patriotic hoopla.

since i have nothing interesting to tell. except that i wore starched kurta pajama today. bright white. looked wonderful. then something went wrong with the car. i had to get it fixed. i has to sit for two hours besides the car while it was being fixed in that dress. to people who are not from my country. it was like wearing an ancient egyptian army uniform to college as a matter of routine. i had to try and hide. but the clothes were SO white they shone like the sun.

why am i such a moronic buffoon.

also since i dont have anything interesting to post i think i will tell you one of my college stories.

i think one guy may have tried to offer to have sex with me once. i am not sure coz he didnt say that openly. it was late at night. i was at a friends. and this other guy comes in. he was slightly strange. but i liked him sexually. we talked for a while. then he asked me over to his place to check his computer out. there was somethign wrong with it.

so i went with him. alone. at night. with a man that i lust for. wishing to myself that he rips my clothes off and takes me.

but we talked about stuff. then we started talking about porn. str8 porn. i was notorious for being a porn junkie. which i was. so we talk and talk. i got hard. but i noticed that since he opened his mouth i am not interested in him any more. he was an idiot. and we were talking about porn. i was still hard. then he shocked the living daylight out of me. he told me “i sometimes even like to watch gay porn”. i was shocked. i finished the conversation hastily. and ran like the wind.

i cannot lose my virginity to someone with an IQ less than 12.3. i hope he was trying to hit on me. coz that would be my first proposal to sex. albeit for a buffoon.

and then i wonder why i am a virgin. GOD!

Morons

Friday – 24 Jamadi ul Awwal 1424 – 03 Sravana 1925 – 25 July 2003 

first of all i am laughing right now. at my own naivity. when i actually managed to write “so i have managed to write the most psychologically insane post ever in the history of blogging.” so now goes the even insaner(if there is such a word) post.

i have asked the permission of the guy. also try to read it through every line has its own beauty.

msn messenger. immedately after my previous post.

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:i see your journal

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ya

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:and from that i added u

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:ohk …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:what did you search for ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:i saw ur atricle

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:oh …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:which one ?

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:aool.blogspot.com ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ok

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ya

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:who u wrote that

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:yep … that is my work

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:do u have gaystories

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:reall

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:have you even left a comment ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:thats great

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:i dont do that …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:for that you should find the proper sites

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:no but u write little roodly

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:likewht

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:?

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:example … what was i rude about ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:listen

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:can u put my article

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:on ur site

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:yar …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:it is a blog

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:it is not a magazine …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:hey you know what …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:you should make your own blog

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:can u put mines in ur blog

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:well

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:why

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:a blog is like a diary …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:do people put other peoples things in their diry ..

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no …

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:aacha u will but ur lover article in ur blog

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:?

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:what ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:aacha u will but ur lover article in ur blog

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:yar i am sorry i cannot understand what you are trying to say ….

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:oh are you talking about me mentioning you ???

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:no

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:i mean if ur lover say u to put his article in ur blog will u

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:i will make him get his own blog …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:but then again maybe i will …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:but 99 % i will make him his own blog

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says: then why not my

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:make one for me

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:because you are not my lover ….

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:DUH!

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:ok one thing ..

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:wht

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:you want me to mention you in my blog ?

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ya

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:sure with my email

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:ahahhaha ok … i will do that …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:wait ill add a post right now …

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:ok

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:thanks

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:no problem

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:another thing …

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:yar you can give comments to my posts … and add your email and website to it as well …

u never Know who will fall in love with u from ur smile says:yamohsin

Jalaluddin Ahmed Khan says:ok

ok. i know i am being a bitch posting this. shows a complete lack to etiquette. but i do not think such things happen often. so i am sharing it with you.

and yes. his email address is mohsin807@hotmail.com. please do not harass him.

i am sure he must be one of those who searched for karachi gay sex on google and got my site somewhere in there. since a lot of porn has been banned in pakistan last month. maybe mine is the first site that opens. i actually get about 2 hits a day from such searches. go figure.